Charlotte Crosby Accidentally Sliced Stephen Bear's PENIS
Everyone knows someone with a horrific sex injury story, and now Geordie Shore's Charlotte Crosby has 'fessed up about a bonk sesh gone wrong with boyfriend Stephen Bear.
In a chat with The Sun's Bizarre column, Char revealed that a steamy spa sex session with her Just Tattoo Of Us co-host ended in a lot of blood.
"I split the end of his penis open," Charlotte said. "We were in a spa and talking about oral sex and how it was going to be amazing and my nail went right into him and it bled.
"It was all fine in the end and we still got on with things. He's like Wolverine, he just heals."
Bear added: "Blood was coming out of my c*ck and I was like, 'F*ck'.
"I said, 'For f*ck sake babe. That nail.'"
F*ck sake indeed. Ouch.