It Looks Like Scott Disick & Sofia Richie Just Got Engaged
How's everyone doing? It's been a big month, hasn't it? The world of celebrity has just kind of... exploded, and it's been a bit full on.
So between the multiple Kar-Jenner pregnancies, the Harvey Weinstein fall-out and new Taylor Swift music, it kind of makes sense that Scott Disick and Sofia Richie are trying their hardest to stay relevant.
First, they made sure to be papped sitting in front of a dessert plate reading "Congratulations".
Then they made their relationship Instagram official with a series of PDA-packed pictures.
And now, coincidentally around the same time we stopped paying them much attention, they've allegedly gotten engaged while on holiday in Italy.
"After a few weeks of dating, Scott and Sofia were already talking marriage," reports Life & Style magazine.
"During a romantic candlelit dinner in [Milan], Scott popped the question - and Sofia said yes."
So what of the lack of bling on Sofia's left hand, then? The "source" has an answer for that too.
"He went ring shopping in Milan, but he hasn't purchased one yet," the insider explained. "Scott gets Sofia's funky style and is on the hunt for the ideal rock.
"They both want to tie the knot abroad on a tropical beach, with cocktails and champagne flowing during a casual wedding party.
"But they want to keep their plans a secret for now. Once they make an official announcement, it's likely all hell will break loose!"
This literally sounds like when you were a kid and your mum would catch you out in a massive lie and you'd be all "NO NO YOU CAN'T TELL ANYONE ELSE IT'S A SECRET."
We're chucking this on in the same pile as Kourtney Kardashian's pregnancy.