Kourtney Kardashian's Odd Response to Scott Disick & Sofia
Wow. Those Kardashians sure know what they're doing, don't they?
Hours before a special episode celebrating 10 years - yes, 10 YEARS - of Keeping Up With The Kardashians aired, rumours hit the internet HARD that Kylie Jenner was pregnant.
Around the same time, Kourtney's baby daddy Scott Disick finally went public on his relationship with 19-year-old Sofia Richie, pashing his new girlfriend in front of a dessert plate inscribed with "Congratulations Scott and Sofia" in chocolate.
(For those of you playing at home, Sofia is a year younger than Kylie. Just FYI.)
But while the anniversary special didn't even so much as HINT at Kylizzle's baby news - thankfully Caitlyn Jenner has since confirmed there's a bub on the way - it did very much address Kourtney and Scott's relationship and, uh, his wandering penis eye.
"She's the only person I've ever loved in my life," Scott told Ryan Seacrest while the audience went "awww" and Kourtney smiled.
"We have a beautiful relationship where we're able to travel with our family, but obviously it is difficult for the intimacy side... it's tough."
The pair, obviously, were also asked if they'd ever get back together, which neither of them outright denied.
"I mean, the debauchery that has gone on has definitely closed the door several million times," Kourtney joked with Scott adding: "Every time I become too good of a person, she stops loving me because she fell in love with a guy who's a little too f*cked up."
Look at Scott getting all deep and analytical.
But of all the muddled up answers the former couple were sending our way throughout the special, it was Kourt's reaction to Scott's many flings that was most concerning.
When Ryan asked the 34-year-old if he dates other women he said no, but winked just to make it creepy.
Ryan then turned to Kourtney and asked if she was OK with it and she replied: "Yes. It's not dating, it's just..."
At this point Kim jumped in with "boning" which is a pretty good summation but still.
Doesn't it sound like someone is in denial?
Kylie probably said it best when she interjected that she's "rooting" for them.
"I love Skort," she said.
So do we, Kylie. So do we.