Scott Disick Snapped Touching Up Bella Thorne In Cannes
When we told you last week that Scott Disick had been spotted on a date with 19-year-old Disney star Bella Thorne, we kind of thought it would be a one-time thing.
But just days later the pair were pictured jetting out of LAX and, honestly, what is it with all of these celebrities taking their love on tour seconds after they meet?
Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston, we're looking at you.
Anyway, the destination choice was definitely a deliberate one - no-one could ever accuse Lord Disick of subtlety - with the new couple shacking up less than 10 minutes away from Kourtney Kardashian and HER boyfriend.
Let's just clarify this for you: a 33-year-old man has left his children in the care of nannies and/ or the rest of the Kardashian family to take a teenager he has been on one date with halfway around the world to the same neighbourhood his ex-girlfriend is holidaying in.
And since Kourtney is packing on the PDA with ex-boxer Younes Bendjima, Scott and Bella are too.
He's even copied the frickin' age difference; there's 14 years between him and Bella, and 15 years between Kourt and Younes.
Bella Thorne and Scott Disick spotted together again. pic.twitter.com/33e9eGKs2q— Pop Crave (@PopCrave) May 24, 2017
If pettiness was a sport, Scott Disick would win gold every. single. time.
We're giving it a week.