20 Tweets About Being On Your Period To Make You Laugh & Cry
Periods. Seven(ish) days out of 28, you're on it. And yet... Even after days of random crying and shovelling anything remotely edible into your mouth, it's still a surprise when it arrives.
Thanks, Mother Nature. You da best.
Thank you for being nice to us.
Me: You wanna go get some food and see a movie?— Will (@Iad3uxieme) November 7, 2016
Her: I'm on my period.
Me: That's stopping you from eating and watching a movie?
Aaaand then you gotta make an emergency bathroom trip, holding your bag over your bum.
So I'm on my period and I laughed too hard...— La Diabla (@spanishcvndy) November 7, 2016
When you make it through a night of period cramps pic.twitter.com/N7D98wO3B5— ᴄᴀᴍɪ. (@aliciasjasmin) November 6, 2016
Why you gotta be like this, boo?
me when i'm on my period & i don't know why tf i'm crying pic.twitter.com/hFAnMBYE73— babypink (@babypinksweater) November 3, 2016
Both make us cry, tbh.
Period pains are probably the worst thing to exist apart from mustard— kara (@catfuI) November 3, 2016
Carep diem, people. Carpe diem.
Never appreciate the days I don't have my period until I get it and wonder if I'll even survive the night— myra o doherty (@myrafdoherty) November 2, 2016
me before period feeling sad:— Kaiya Booside 💀 (@kagewood) November 2, 2016
"must be my period"
me during period feeling sad:
"must be my period"
me after period feeling sad:
*Looks sadly into the distance*
Getting your period like pic.twitter.com/GsV2vpStdA— jessica (@eriklehvsherr) November 1, 2016
Heads or tails?
lets play a game of Is My Period Due or Am I Just An Emotional Wreck— fabs (@fabiawood_) October 29, 2016
Let's get badges.
I don't wanna tell ppl I'm in my period but I want ppl to know it and treat me "carefully". Should I write it on my forehead? "Period mode"?— U.K. (@ukeyukee) October 29, 2016
Always a 50/50 risk.
Been in this body a long time, yet I still have trouble figuring out the difference between period cramps or do I have to poop pains— Molly (@Molly_Kats) August 22, 2016
What's worse, pre-period crying or during period crying?
I need to start my period already so I can stop crying at every little thing— Chelsea (@_chelseadadams) November 7, 2016
Come, sit, let us tell you a story.
Let me tell you how much I love pms and going from sobbing to homicidal to exhausted in a ten minute span.— Miss Bananas (@sheseemslegit) October 31, 2016
LET ME FEEL MY FEELINGS.
me: *flipping out over choice of tea*— audrey honeydrone (@SINGING_GHOSTS) November 6, 2016
you: do you have your period
me: *has period* do not try to dismiss my genuine feelings ok fuck you
Back to being a warrior princess.
I was in my feelings a little too much lately and I just got my period like yessss I knew I wasn't a weak bitch 😂😭— Gi ☼☽ (@giannna__) October 27, 2016
Still always a surprise though.
Sometimes I'm just like "why am I crying so hard I've been doing so well?" Then the next day my period comes and I'm like "you got me!!"— maleigha (@idcmj) November 7, 2016
OK well now we're sad about this too.
My girlfriend is on her period and started crying about how scared Dory's parents must've been because she couldn't find her way home😂— $hane (@2Shaaiinz) October 28, 2016
I have the worst period pains ever someone come cuddle me pic.twitter.com/bNQczhLhpr— Katy (@katyknowskungfu) October 22, 2016
Happiness lasts approximately three minutes.
Never been so happy to have a period in all my life 👐👐👐— soph (@sophbloomer) October 29, 2016
Every. Single. Time.
When you're on your period pic.twitter.com/WryjPeuKWz— Nur Afifah (@NurAfifah) November 6, 2016