How To Spot A Basic Bastard
You've heard of the basic bitch - now comes the male alternative.
Here are the signs that a guy you know may be a 'basic bastard.'
> He went to a private school
> He overuses phrases like "on the grind", "hanging with the boys" and "bevs."
> He has Ralph Lauren polos and linen button-up shirts on high rotation
> He wears beige chinos and dress shorts
> He isn't afraid to rock some boat shoes
> Work in marketing, digital or creative media
> Probably employed at a startup business
> Goes to the races at least twice a year with "the boys"
> Only into tennis during Australian Open time, but is a die hard rugby union fan
> Drinks water from a protein shaker
> Only uses the rowing machine at the gym because he learnt to row at private school