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Kanye Wrote Poem About McDonald's Called The McDonald's Man

Frank Ocean dropped a new album, Blond, on Saturday, as well as a new issue of his zine Boys Don't Cry - which features a poem by Kanye West, about McDonald's.

We know, you're all like... wait a minute...wtf? But it's true, 'The McDonald's Man' pits all your fave Macca's menu items against each other and establishes what we all knew, the fries are evil!!

Read for yourself below, don't miss the ending to find out what Kanye deems the true hero of the McDonald's menu..

McDonalds man

McDonalds man

The French fries had a plan

The French fries had a plan

The salad bar and the ketchup made a band

Cus the French fries had a plan

The French fries had a plan

McDonalds man

McDonalds

I know them French fries have a plan

I know them French fries have a plan

The cheeseburger and the shakes formed a band

To overthrow the French fries plan

I always knew them French fries was evil man

Smelling all good and shit

I don't trust no food that smells that good man

I don't trust it

I just can't

McDonalds man

McDonalds man

McDonalds, damn

Them French fries look good tho

I knew the Diet Coke was jealous of the French fries

I knew the McNuggets was jealous of the French fries

Even the McRib was jealous of the fries

I could see it through his artificial meat eyes

And he only be there some of the time

Everybody was jealous of them French fries

Except for that one special guy

That smooth apple pie

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