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A scathing wife has penned a Craigslist letter to her husband's mistress, warning her she'll get what she deserves. 

Posted in the Syracuse "rants & raves" section, the letter is titled "To the Woman Dating My Husband". 

Segments of the letter from the New York woman read:

He'll use you up, he's a selfish lover, he's a spend-a-holic and it's likely he'll revert to booze. 

His financial decisions will drive you into bankruptcy (he's done it twice). His family will hate you (they're weird, you'll see) and he has a tendency to do incredibly stupid stuff. 

You left your mascara in my husband's old vehicle (he bought a newer one in late September). It was a shimmery brown Covergirl. I think you left some clothes here too. I threw them away. You also left a bra. You're size 36B. I'm a 34C. The bra stank with BO. 

She also made it clear that half of their assets, including their waterfront property, purebred dogs and brand-new truck, will be hers after the divorce. 

So you won't be living in my nice house, we'll be selling it. And he may not have mentioned all my grad school debt... we'll be splitting that as well. So guess what you have??? 

You probably didn't even know that we're not separated and up until I found his dating site profiles and flew back to try and rescue my marriage, I did not know there was a problem. 

Be aware that everyday, he wrote me loving, wonderful messages, just as he was talking to you and wooing you. 

As far as I knew, we were strong in our relationship. If he's been telling you something different, get my number from him and let me show you the messages... 

She then predicts that her husband, a 56-year-old "contractor-type" will have to downgrade to a "little apartment" after the split. 

He's courting you as the next Mrs., knowing that our divorce will leave him very, very financially screwed. And you, my dear, are lookin' to him like his life boat. Get out while you can. 

Good luck with him! The packaging is damaged and what's inside is pretty spent, too!



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