Things Too Spicy For Ya Weak Mate
KFC’s dropping Hot and Spicy nuggets today and we’re worried that your weak MATE can’t handle the heat. Their track record isn’t that impressive..
Here’s the definitive list of shit that’s too spicy for your weak mates.
Its green and so are jalapenos (spicy), they’re not taking any chances.
TOO SPICY. RED. HOT. NO.
Spicy. Mint was sent by the Spice Devils. Must stick to marshmallows.
Hot (and probably spicy too)
People freak out over peppercorns, don’t do that to them.
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
The band, yes. Too spicy
Tap water is too dangerous, bottled only. No spices invited
Hot and Spicy Nuggets available all over the country today, 24 for $10 (a gdmf steal).
Recommendation: Supercharged sauce for the legends and Aioli for your mates who think water is too spicy. Give it a shot, dare ya.