Man With Two Penises Answers Every Question You Can Think Of
A while ago we brought you the man with no arse crack, who very kindly answered every question thrown at him on internet forum Reddit.
And now we're presenting Double Dick Dude, the bloke born with two penises. How lucky are you?
DDD, as he goes by, first rose to fame in 2014 when he too hosted an "Ask Me Anything" thread on Reddit but has since written a book off the interest in his unusual appendage.
His condition, Diphallia, is incredibly rare; it affects only one in 5.5 MILLION boys in the US and even fewer have two fully functioning penises like DDD.
And while his parents worked hard to help him understand that he was special, DDD admits that it did eventually have an effect.
"After puberty and my growth spurt, my condition was something I continued to keep hidden - wearing briefs under my boxer shorts and never stripping naked in the locker room," he told Unilad.
"None of my peers knew until fairly close to the end of my school years - only two people from school ever saw them, my girlfriend, who I'd lost my virginity to, and a friend.
"She didn't freak out or have a negative reaction, but after rumours spread - undoubtedly from her - my friend stuck up for me and was consequently branded gay by bullies, as was I."
Since then, DDD has learned to deal with the inevitable reactions when he pulls his pants down but reveals his condition comes with a particular set of requirements.
"My prostate gets inflamed if I don't ejaculate enough - I'm probably the only guy with a legitimate reason to orgasm at least once every day," he explained.
"My prostate gets stimulation from both penises and creates a lot of seminal fluid, so when I ejaculate, it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out, otherwise it feels bloated and painful."
Peeing can also pose a challenge.
"I have one muscle that controls my urine and it lets urine flow out of both penises so unless I pinch one of them, it comes out of both and that doesn’t feel good," DDD continued.
"I have to take both out of my pants to urinate so I’ve gotten stares and even had strangers shout ‘HOLY SHIT’!
"With sex, I can ejaculate out of both at the same time – when I masturbate, I usually just use the right one.
"Stimulation of both at the same time feels great but a lot better when I’m actually having sex."
DDD has posted a number of uncensored pictures over on his Twitter if you fancy a closer look but, we'll warn you, it gets pretty gnarly.