How To Get Away With Having Sex On A Plane
For some bizarre reason, having sex on a plane is one of those things - like 69-ing and boning in the shower - that people inexplicably froth on.
But the risks of joining the Mile High Club seriously outweigh any enjoyment you may get from trying to get ~busy~ in a tiny, tiny bathroom; between the chances of getting caught and the prospect of facing public indecency charges, it's a wonder anyone can get excited about plane sex.
If you're still reading, though, we're assuming that you don't care about any of that and you're super keen to figure out a way to pass the time while you're 39,000 feet in the air.
Well according to an air hostess, it's literally as easy as starting an argument with your significant other.
"Say something so inflammatory it forces the other person to get up and leave," an anonymous flight attendant told Thrillist Travel.
"The offended party leaves in a tear-filled huff and locks him or herself in the bathroom."
Then all you have to do is knock on the toilet door, ask to come in and "finish the argument" in private.
How you manoeuvre yourselves once you're actually in there, though, is totally up to you.