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Your Week As Told By Susan Kennedy

Sometimes yA just need to have an aussie icon TO make you feel like you're not alone.

Susan Kennedy; an icon, a legend.

Suzie K tells it like it is and knows exactly how you're feeling. Her motherly instinct, her undeniable valour, her persistence and tenacity, her fiery spirit, her uncompromising relatability - SuSu is the perfect woman for the job.

MONDAY

Clutching your purse and staring into oblivion, being terrified of what you're about to face is such a Suze moment - but we've all totally been there. 
Stood at the door... you don't wanna go... but you have to... one foot in front of the other...

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TUESDAY

Why are Tuesday's renowned for people coming up to your desk and pestering you with dumb fuck questions? Just, why? Idk, but Susan's face says it all - she's pretending to listen and doesn't at all care what you're yapping about. 

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WEDNESDAY

Hump Day is never happy and idc what your stupid inspirational tile says on Insta - you are LYING to yourself. You know the feels when you saunter to the bathroom at the office and just have a little sob to yourself knowing that you're probs not gonna make it? Suze knows. 

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THURSDAY

THE CLASSIC WHEN U THOUGHT IT WAS FRIDAY BUT IT'S ACTUALLY THURSDAY AND YOU JUST CAN'T WITH IT ANYMORE SO U JUST FALL OVER ON PURPOSE

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FRIDAY

Shades on, feet up, day-drinking at your desk, thinking about how you're gonna tear the weekend up HELLA. You a bad bitch and Susan gets it. Flames.  

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SATURDAY

Sat's are for hoe-ing it up a lil bit. Unbutton that blouse a smidge, let down your hair and put on The Edge Top 20 Playlist for a good ass time. 

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SUNDAY

And all too soon, it's Sunday. Susan hates Sundays. 
Sundays are too close to Mondays.

Where did the weekend even GO?!

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I'm sorry about this article, I just miss Neighbours. 

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