Sydney Police Bust Heaps Horny Couple Having Sex In Public
A Sydney couple were royally busted over the weekend after they were caught getting hot and heavy in a public plaza in the Northern Beaches.
The 31-year-old Fairlight man and his 35-year-old partner were spotted by a security guard who happened to be walking past the courtyard in between Manly's Henrietta Lane and Central Avenue in the early hours of Sunday morning; the guard then alerted nearby police, who attended the scene just after 1am.
According to reports, the man was found with his pants "undone and loose around his waist", while the woman was wearing nothing but a red bra.
But as officers approached the passionate pair, the man launched into a tirade, blaming them for ruining his fun and telling them it was all down to "chemistry".
The pair were charged with offensive behaviour and each slapped with a $500 fine before police moved them on and, we assume, they found a more suitable place to end their night.
Ah, true love.