Mike E's Single Guy Tips
Each week on the Mike E & Emma show, Mike E brings us a fresh dose of, ah... wisdom... with his #SingleGuyTip of the week.
Here are his tips so far. (Check back for weekly updates!)
Go to the beach by yourself.
Sit next to a hot girl. Say to her, “I’m going for a swim, can you mind my stuff?”... It’s an in!
Thank them, then chat from there... Then move onto another hot girl & repeat!
Prove you're a protector.
While you're on a date, organise a mate to steal her bag so you can chase them down and rescue it. (A good wing-man will let you punch him!) You'll look attractive and she'll feel like she owes you something.
Whatever she orders on the first date, order the same thing. Food is important to girls - if she feels like you like the same food, already you've got a connection. From there, offer to cook for her some time, 'cos that plants the seed for a second date!
Tell her you've "never been in love before." Sure, you've dated people in the past, but tell her that you've only ever had strong feelings for them & you've never considered yourself to be in love. That way, it'll make the girl strive to be the first one that he falls in love with.
No physical contact on the second date.
If you kiss on the first date, that's fine. But on the second date, act a little bit cold. Don't kiss her, don't hold her hand, no hand on the lower back - no contact at all. If she tries to kiss you, play it off as a peck. Why? Because by the 3rd date, she's going to be even more keen to get physical.
Get someone who has just been dumped.
Her standards will be lower if you catch her on the rebound.
Leave her messages on "seen" for a few hours at a time.
If you've been messaging a girl back and forth non-stop, deliberately open a message from her so that she knows you've "seen it," then deliberately don't reply for HOURS. Maybe even overnight. That way, she'll feel like you've struck up a connection, so when the messages randomly stop, the anticipation will amplify her feelings for you. Then when you finally do reply, she'll be stoked. You've got her hooked.
Look at who she looks at.
If you're in a group setting and everyone cracks up laughing, pay close attention to who she looks at first. If she looks at you, she into you. If you make eye contact during a moment of humour, it means she's trying to create a connection.
Don't compliment girls too much.
Especially if she's mega hot... She'll think you're a pussy and can walk all over you. If you keep fawning over her, it's not a good look. If you do feel the need to compliment her, use the word "nice" and nothing more. You're more likely to stand out if you hold off on giving too many compliments.
SPILL A DRINK ON HER.
Then offer to buy her a drink to make it up to her. You’ll look like a gentleman, plus she’ll follow you to the bar - it’s an in! (make sure it’s clear liquid)
SEND FOOD TO HER TABLE.
Send a plate of chips or wedges to her table. She’ll likely come over to you to say thanks - that’s your in! Try sending food to multiple tables and see who approaches first.
IGNORE HER INSTA MESSAGES.
Now that Instagram tells people when you’re active, leave her messages on “seen” then stay active on the app so she thinks she has competition.
HAVE TWO FRIDGES.
Fridge A) For girls you want to impress, including fine wines, cold meats, oysters etc...
Fridge B) For girls you want to repel, including Guinness, beef jerky & cold sausages. If that doesn't get rid of her, plan B is to put on Futurama, the cricket or reruns of the 1990 NRL grand final.
AVOID GIRLS WHO ARE GOOD IN BED.
If the sex is really good, she’s crazy. Guys like over-the-top sex, but she’s not girlfriend material.
DON'T FEED HER 'TIL LATE.
If you're a shit cook, let her starve for a few hours. The more hungry she is, the better your food will taste. Everything tastes better when you're hungry!
HAVE YOUR BABY PHOTOS ON DISPLAY.
When a girl comes over, make sure you have cute baby pics of yourself on display. Girls are maternal - they'll start to imagine what your babies together will look like!
MAKE FRIENDS WITH A CAB DRIVER.
Have them pick her up after a date so that if she calls her friends to talk about you, you’ll know what she said.
ASK THEM THEIR SECOND FAVOURITE SONG.
It reveals more about them & makes them think! If they reply "Why not my first favourite song?!" they're probably dumb and don't get it. If they play along, it means they have a good sense of humour and the ability to banter. This tip has been tried and proven by social media guy 'Gay Mitch' and it ACTUALLY works! Click here to check out the video.
ASK IF THEY WILL SHAKE YOUR HAND
Girl's love facts and figures. Hit them with a fact about what their handshake means. They think you're smart and funny for having an anecdote backed up with facts AND, you get to touch their hand and that's a plus for both parties.
CALL HER BY THE WRONG NAME.
You've flattered her by convincing her that you recognise her and you get her real name. Watch Mike E test it out on Emma HERE