If you don’t know the first half of the story, you can read it here:
Long story short, they “broke up” but it was weird enough that the internet got suspicious.
And that’s because we’re smarter and better and we were totally right!
Martha put another post up today with the caption
“The truth behind our breakup… We haven’t broken up with each other but we have broken up with our telco and simply moved onto a better one,”
AND DAMMIT MARTHA YOU GOT US GOOD.
Not even mad, she needs to keep earning that coin for her expensive habits.
Why work a day job when you can literally lie in bed and upload pics of yourself?
The comments under the post are golden too.
With boyfriend himself Michael Brunelli double checking for the team.