An Australian bloke has copped massive heat after posting a list online of what he’s looking for in a woman.

The 35-year-old man from Canberra began his Facebook post as a “lost soul looking for love”, complete with a heavily-filtered selfie.

And really, he should’ve just stopped there.

“If you’re between the ages of 19 and 23, are no taller than 5’1, weigh between 43-47kg, are Caucasian or maybe half-caste something exotic,” he continued.

“If you have a job, license, reasonably modern car, regularly gym (no skinny-fat girls thanks), have an ‘innie’ vagina, C-cup breasts, no cheap tattoos, no face piercings.

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“Have no ex-f*** buddies or ex-boyfriends who I know or know of and also are willing to move to Canberra to be my girl, have a good personality and sense of humour, never get bratty or start arguments over nothing, and are not insecure when I don’t come home all weekend, then please… hit me up.”

Comments on his post include “he’s looking for a doll”.

Here’s some of the other 1400-odd comments…

“Well with a list like that I think he is going to struggle to find anyone, let’s be thankful he won’t be propagating his genes”

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“What 35 year old male uses filters???”

“I have daughters…is this what my girls will have to endure in Canberra…”

“this dude gonna be single for a loooooong time”

‘So he basically want a young, small, inexperienced woman who he can intimidate, gaslight and control. What a catch”

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