A decision to swallow a pet fish after a night of boozing has proven to be the wrong one for one bloke in the Netherlands.

The unnamed man had been drinking and taking ecstasy with some mates when he thought swallowing some goldfish would be a great idea.

The first couple smooth-scaled fish went down very well.

But the spiky bronze catfish? Not so much.

Sensing trouble, the fish defensively stuck out its sharp spines, lodging itself in the man’s throat.

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    Only “after several hours of unsuccessful self-applied treatment with more beer, honey and ice cream,” did he finally get some actual medical help.

    Thing is, he had a short video of the incident which he showed hospital staff, which was transcribed into a case report.

    And it’s kind of harrowing.

    Drinking and shouting “big fish, big fish!”; person A drinks from a glass containing clear water and a live fish; person A spits out water and fish, catches fish in his hands and throws fish on table; fish flounders in distress on table; agonized fish handed over by person B to patient; patient gulps beer from bottle and subsequently engulfs the fish; patient unable to drink more beer as fish apparently got stuck in his throat; patient gags vigorously; patient clearly in distress, vomits liquids; patient in extreme distress, uses two fingers to induce gag reflex, but apparently fish remains stuck; person C administers wrongly applied Heimlich manoeuvre; patient still gagging; patient spews blood in bucket.”

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    Doctors removed the fish through surgery, but a couple of days later, they discovered part of the fish was still embedded in his throat. So, a second surgery was needed.

    The case report also included a cautionary note.

    “This case illustrates how a reckless drinking game, imitating ‘Jackass’ and/or ‘A Fish Called Wanda,’ can turn into a dangerous and critical medical situation with serious consequences,” it said.

    The man has since recovered.

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    (We haven’t though)

    The Edge 96.1