We’ve come a long way from sex toys of old; nowadays you can get your hands on vibrators that can be controlled by apps on your phone, lifelike twerking butts and harnesses that would make Christian Grey blush.

So we decided to put Mike E and Emma to the test, rounding up the weirdest sex toys the legends over at Lovehoney could provide and mixing them up with some equally strange-looking everyday objects.

And while Emma seems to be pretty with it when it comes to objects of ~pleasure~, Mike E is obviously taking a stab in the dark.

You can check out the full video above – and you can find all of the toys featured over at lovehoney.com.au.