Ex-Australian darling Miranda Kerr hasn’t been in the news recently. 

Iconically a past Victoria’s Secret model and previously married to Orlando Bloom.

She’s NOW married to BILLIONAIRE Evan Spiegel who’s the founder of Snapchat.

WHY AM I NOT A FLAWLESS SUPERMODEL DAMMIT.

Anyway, here’s what she’s done. 

https://www.instagram.com/p/B9rxfO3ni1m/

She’s chucked a Gwyneth Paltrow and promoted a ‘Virus Protection’ guide by Anthony William, a self proclaimed ‘medical medium’.

Advertisement
Advertisement

Whatever the fuck that means?

So he’s pretty much started a celery movement. 

Yeah.

You read that right.

He thinks that celery juice is the greatest healing tonic of all time.

Ummm Anthony I’m pretty sure you’re wrong.

Advertisement
Advertisement

Celery actually has NEGATIVE CALORIES so you lose weight AS you eat it.

See what I did there? I spread false information that isn’t based on science or facts and therefore is MEANINGLESS.

Much like Anthony and his virus protection book.

He literally has no medical qualifications and says his celery movement and advice comes from “communication with gods”.

Good LORD ANTHONY.

SHUT THE HELL UP- PEOPLE CAN DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!

Advertisement
Advertisement

Also same to you Miranda what the HELL are you doing promoting this shit.

Dr Joshua Wolrich, a surgical doctor, a nutritionist and he’s instagram certified has commented on the post absolutely blasting her for promoting false information.

Posting a video on his own feed combatting the celery movement.

I’d listen to this guy over Anthony any day!

View this post on Instagram

You know that guy that calls himself the Medical Medium and claims that by speaking to the ‘spirit of compassion’ he was told that celery juice cures everything? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The charlatan that is responsible for people dying of cancer every year because they’ve chosen to follow his ‘protocols’ rather than their medical doctors… yet still hasn’t been put in jail? ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Well that same quack has just claimed celery juice can cure coronavirus… because of course he has. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ CELERY JUICE CURES NOTHING. ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Check out my story highlight called ‘CeleryCorona’ if you want to roll your eyes so hard you get a glimpse of your brain.

A post shared by Dr Joshua Wolrich MBBS MRCS (@drjoshuawolrich) on

Advertisement
Advertisement