So the new Bachie In Paradise teaser was unleashed onto the internet last night.

If you haven’t seen it yet, here you go.

I say new…It’s suspiciously similar to the one that dropped in March.

Rather than new let’s say it’s a REMINDER that it’s “coming soon”.

Like a terrifying monster in the night, stalking us, waiting to pounce.

No dates have been announced yet, but we’ve been led to expect a Winter release.

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In case you’ve been out of the loop, it’s actually going to be a FUN season because the cast is filled with some of the best.

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CIARRAN STOTT

TIMM HANLY

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ABBIE CHATFIELD

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Finale was filmed a year ago, how?! It’s been the toughest but most rewarding year of my life and I’ll forever be grateful to the experience and also to Matt. It changed my life, and the adversity faced during and after the show is the reason I get to do what I love, and also the reason I got to look the hottest I will ever look. (Thanks @helendowsley and @kim_styledbycapitalk) I had some BTS photos to share but instead I’m gifting you with the stages of grief as told by my finale rejection because if you can’t laugh at yourself what is the point? Shock, denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance (acceptance is told by photos taken of me at the airport trying to find a new boyfriend with an M&M, Nelson Mandela and a Springbok) (also they kinda arent in that order lmao) Before we left the hotel, I was still laughing and trying to distract myself from the PANIC. I was so scared of what eventually did happen, but I wish I could go back in time and tell lil 23 year old bebe Abbie “Everything will be fucking great, and your value does not lie in the validation of a man, even if you love him.” On the way to film, I was actually really calm. I knew the decision had been made and my time in therapy had taught me there’s no point to worry twice. We had a Sat phone bc we were in the South African wilderness and whatever, and we kept singing “you used to call me on my sat phone”. Panicked me thought it was comic GENIUS. Clearly I was shocked at the final result, I didn’t see a need to doubt myself because I didn’t want to ruin any remaining time with Matt second guessing myself, I don’t regret this. When I applied for The Bachelor it was honestly, for a laugh. (Despite some people deciding ill intent without evidence 🙃) I didnt have any way of comprehending what I was about to go through, even at finale, after I was dumped on le rock, I thought it was the worst thing to happen to me, but now, because of my resilience, I’M FINE!!!!

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BRITTANY HOCKLEY

JAMIE DORAN

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Uhhh…sans Jamie I couldn’t be happier… I would leave my current partner for Timm- I wish I was lying.