Not even a full week through 2019, people are indulging each others failures on Twitter and it’s glorious.
New Year Resolutions aren’t for the weak and making them when the calendar flips over just seems like you’re losing before you even get there.
These are the greatest failures of 2019, so far.
We begin with Miss Cindy Lauper. Unclear of the resolution but doesn’t really matter at this point.
Ok I broke my first New Year’s resolution.. try try again🤣
— Cyndi Lauper (@cyndilauper) January 1, 2019
Ah, married life
So my wife and I decided that my New Year’s Resolution would be to not piss her off at all this year.
*while typing this*
Jen: Are you putting that on twitter?
Jen: Well congratulations, you made it a whole 42 seconds before you broke your resolution. You Asshat!
— Charles Jeter (@crjeterjr) January 1, 2019
Not only resolutions but COMMANDMENTS. SINFUL.
Not even midnight and I’ve already broken 3 of my New Year Resolutions, and 2 of the 10 Commandments.
I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST FOR 2019 x x
— Jo Caulfield (@Jo_Caulfield) December 31, 2018
Those uber surcharges on NYE were total bull.
wow already broke my new years resolution which was to not spend 92 dollars on a single uber ride.
— FOOD 4 LIFE (@chrischromak) January 1, 2019
You can’t deny yourself of tacos.. this was doomed from the start
Broke my resolution and have been through the Taco Bell drive-thru three times already.
— Brent Terhune (@BrentTerhune) January 1, 2019
Not exactly optimistic but ya know, it’s realistic.
A round of applause for these legends.