To all of you saying “it’s always sh–”- WE KNOW OKAY! 

WE KNOW IT’S THE WORST SHOW EVER. 

WE’RE STILL GONNA WATCH IT. 

Last night was unusually terrible.

To air from 7pm to 8.45pm was so flipping unnecessary- I was mad.

But I guess I did it to myself. 

How do I explain….it took them two hours to do 3 couples final ceremonies.

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Channel 9 were smart by fitting in KC and Drew between Stacey and Connie’s ceremony because honestly, no one gives a flying fu– about them hey?

And we ALL knew Stacey and Michael were gonna say yes. 

Even though they’re not together now…

And we ALL knew Jonethen and Connie would say no…but she had us guessing her sanity for a hot second there.

Was anyone else GENUINELY concerned that Connie had lost the plot and was gonna tell Jonethen she wanted to be with him??

ALSO I CALL TOTAL BS ON CONNIE’S “SELF LOVE” JOURNEY!!

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It’s a plot written by the producers to redeem her and give her a narrative arc and I’M NOT BUYING IT!

Hmm…that’s it, that’s all that happened.

I wasted 2 hours of my life watching people I don’t know get fake married AGAIN, and you know what?

I regret it and I’ll do it again.

Everytime.

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